MP Elie Marouni to LBC.
“Every time Hariri makes a positive step, the March 8 forces put new hindrances. Do they want us to agree on what they want without sitting around a table and discussing?”
Yes! Would it make you feel better if you agreed while sitting at a table? Does it have to be round? Or square? Does the shape make you feel different? Maybe the March 8 forces don’t agree with the shape. Maybe they want to sit around a coffee table? Or they want to talk about it intimately over lunch. Or they want to discuss standing. We might need a Syrian–Saudi summit to establish how ti negotiate, where to negotiate, when to negotiate.
Wait, it’s already 2020, we did not have a government meeting yet.Ummm, what exactly did you want to discuss? Ohhh, the STL! Hm! What is there to discuss? It’s “a Zionist plot meant to destroy Hezbollah“. End of discussion!